so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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