Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
tell me about the fingering
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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