He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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