Whoa Z and x make the same sound
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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