what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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