dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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