Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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