going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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