can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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