She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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