Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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