How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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