he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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