there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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