I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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