Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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