He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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