I'm going to jail i love you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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