that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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