i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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