everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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