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I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet

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(248) I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet http://tfl.nu/r3zv

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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(540): Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting. http://tfl.nu/24nu

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(614): View more from Ohio

youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?

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(614): youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right? http://tfl.nu/3ekq

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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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(818): hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win http://tfl.nu/nyog

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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.

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(716): i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby. http://tfl.nu/gnwv

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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.

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(678): I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous. http://tfl.nu/5xat

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(516): View more from New York

In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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(516): In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea http://tfl.nu/v7d1

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(418): View more from Quebec

I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC

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(418): I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC http://tfl.nu/grmc

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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..

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(216): Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started.. http://tfl.nu/1p0k

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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song

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(513): I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song http://tfl.nu/4m2s

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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other

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LOL its 11 am

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(979): Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other (1-979): LOL its 11 am http://tfl.nu/yfdw

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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this

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(706): Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this http://tfl.nu/g9na

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You can't just leave with hair like that

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(248): You can't just leave with hair like that http://tfl.nu/83ql

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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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(972): Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs http://tfl.nu/f6lr

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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.

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(843): As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed. http://tfl.nu/2ht0

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