David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low