Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.

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(951): View more from California

My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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(716): View more from New York

It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving

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(209): View more from California

No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.

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