she was so not down for the gang bang
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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