he told me I talked like a deaf person
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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