She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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