dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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Have fun and good luck.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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