Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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