I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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