dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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