marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You were trust falling into bushes
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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