Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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