I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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