Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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