You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
