"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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