This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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