i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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