Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

(1-904): View more from Florida

i wish i had your life

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(703): View more from Virginia

She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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(806): View more from Texas

We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
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(217): View more from Illinois

You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms

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(520): View more from Arizona

I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.

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(+91): View more from India

I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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