Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason