he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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