Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she looked like the before picture.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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