I must be too annoying 4 u.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
