Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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