They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I am naked and annoyed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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