I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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