Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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