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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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