They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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