when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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