I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.