found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.