i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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