idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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