guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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