My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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