how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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