I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
