We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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