your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
