as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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