so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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