sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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